Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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