THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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