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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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