so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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