i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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