My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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