awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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