i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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