Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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