We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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