Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
