Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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