I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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