BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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