lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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