This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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