NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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