so let's talk penis.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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