in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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