who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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