Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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