No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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