i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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