You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
