i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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