I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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