I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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