My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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