Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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