we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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