That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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