who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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