i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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