your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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