Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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