I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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