the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Green mimosas i think yes
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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