yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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