At least make sure they are 18
Why
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You're a waste of cheezeits
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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