No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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