When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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