Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm at about main and main street
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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