Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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