As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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