This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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