This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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