I'm lost and stupid without you.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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