Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.