Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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