so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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