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wanna hang out?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?