yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit