About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?