Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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