oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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