I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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